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Jokes collections:
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Q: What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
A: Time to get a new clock.
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Q: Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
A: Her: Awww… Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
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What is tourism?
It is to go from the place where one is tired of living to the place where others are tired of living.
Then the pockets are empty, and the exhausted body continues to live strong!
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When the doctor was at the clinic, he met an old classmate who had studied medicine in the past. He was very happy to return after a long absence. They talked enthusiastically. The doctor asked the old classmate, “What are you doing now?
The old classmate replied: I am a veterinarian now.
The doctor smiled inexplicably: “A veterinarian? How did you become a veterinarian? Too bad, look at me, I’m a real doctor now. Okay, let’s not talk about that, what’s wrong with your body?”
Veterinarian: “Moo, moo.”
The doctor continued impatiently asking the vet what was wrong, but the vet just said, “Moo, moo.
The doctor said, “If you don’t tell me what’s wrong, how can I help you see a doctor?”
The veterinarian smiled and said, “See, is it good to be a veterinarian? My patients never tell me what’s wrong…”
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